My Thoughts - True Blood Season 3 Episode 4

WARNING: Spoilers will be revealed. Please ONLY read if you've watched this episode. Seriously.

Here are my quick thoughts as I watched the show. I don't feel the need to do a "review" because I'm pretty sure you can find that anywhere on the internet. Here's what was rolling around my mind as I watched:

• Sookie ain't slick checking out Alcide as she cleaned his wounds, but then again I can't blame her, did you see his chest... nom, nom, nom.

• Oh I loved when Bill said he's leaving her and she said "Shut the fuck up," ha!

• OMG - Eric flying! It's exactly how I imagined in the books. And wait, Sookie can "smell memories"? Oh! Eric is day night-dreaming. Is he completely human all the sudden? I thought they would take it slower showing his humanity. Interesting...

• Vampire Franklin is crazy. Poor Tara doesn't even understand the world of trouble she's in... well, at least he was considerate enough to tie her up on the toilet, I mean, just in case she has any bodily functions she needed to handle.

• So Andy is sheriff now? Wasn't he crazy and taken off duty a couple seasons ago? But I guess that's how it goes in small towns.

• Bill is such a snitch! He sold out the Queen and now Eric!? What is the deal with him? I don't think he's doing all this just to "protect" Sookie, I wonder what his true motivates are. Maybe those Team Bill people will see he's NOT to be trusted and join the winning Team, Eric.

• Franklin - how crazy is he? Does he really like/love Tara or just toying with her?

• Awww Lafayette can never catch a break, I really feel bad for him. But wait, Eric to the rescue! And Eric called Lafayette "RuPaul"! That made me laugh very hard.

• Okay, Sam's family issues are funny, rather his family members are funny but this storyline is wearing a little thin on me.

• OMG - Eric rolls down the window and jumps out the car! I'm speechless.

• Awww Pam was tortured, but in that great pain she saves the day by quickly thinking of pinning it all on Bill (yes!). Eric better make it up to her big time!

• Debbi is a bitch and will always be a bitch (sorry for language, but it's the best way to describe her... book readers totally understand). And she totally looked like she was on her way to a 1992 Guns N' Roses concert.

• Okay, NOW does everyone understand why I HATE the weres?

In conclusion, I really enjoyed this episode; there were many funny moments, OMG moments and the plot actually progressed. On the bad side, I'm angry I have to wait 6 days to see what happens next!

So what did you think of this episode?