Christión - Full of Smoke, 1996
I listened to this song at least 10,000 times in one month when I was in high school. I always thought they were twins, but now I'm not sure.
The lives of two identical twins, one an Ivy League philosophy professor, the other a small-time and brilliant marijuana grower, intertwine when the professor is lured back to his Oklahoma hometown for a doomed scheme against a local drug lord.
"I know there's some people in Arizona worried that Obama is acting like Hitler, but could we all agree that there’s nothing more Nazi than saying 'Show me your papers?' There's never been a World War II movie that didn't include the line 'show me your papers.' It's their catchphrase. Every time someone says 'show me your papers,' Hitler's family gets a residual check."I’m just waiting for Arizona’s “Rosa Parks” moment. Some well known Latino (or someone who may look Latino) well get stopped and asked to show their papers and someone will be videotaping and then the whole world will see the ridiculousness of the law.
Barry Munday, a suburban wanna-be ladies man, wakes up in the hospital after being attacked in a movie theater, only to realize that he is missing one of his most prized possessions… his testicles. To make matters worse, Barry learns he’s facing a paternity lawsuit from a woman he can’t remember having sex with. Filled with an ensemble of unusual characters, “Barry Munday” is the surprisingly heart-warming tale of a guy who finds it took losing his manhood to be a better man.Trailer:
An Australian publisher has had to pulp and reprint a cook-book after one recipe listed "salt and freshly ground black people" instead of black pepper.Okay, you should not cook black people (or any people for that matter), and when you think about it, the typo is kind of funny. I'm pretty sure the author didn't mean "black people" so I don't think anyone can get offended or anything. It was a simple mistake.
If you were wondering, The Merchant of Venice is my favorite Shakespeare play.
Hath not a Jew eyes?
Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions;
fed with the same food,
hurt with the same weapons,
subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means,
warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer as a Christian is?
If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.
If a Jew wrong a Christian, what is his humility? Revenge.
If a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance be by Christian example?
The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.
This speech is amazing! You gotta respect Shylock!Source [William Shakespeare wikipedia]