When someone asks you when you’re going to get a boyfriend
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
Well I just wanted to tell this person, just wait until you're an old hag like me (you enter your 30s) and people ask, "when you're going to have a baby"... I have learned from experience the correct response is not a punch to their face...
More things you should never ask a woman (in the vain of their age and weight)...
- when are you getting married?
- when are you having babies?
- (if they are not in possession of a husband or baby) are you a lesbian?
Seriously, just don't do it... every time you ask these questions to women a puppy dies.