Awesome

Jimmy Fallon doing Jim Morrison singing the theme to Reading Rainbow.

Doug Funnie - Gangsta

Hitchcock has the cure for insomnia

 
Source [oh walter]

Haters

Source [Comically Vintage]

Classic.

Image Source [I would like to mention the elephant in the room]

You're never alone with a telephone

This is the motto of those wordless "heavy breather" phone callers.

Image Source [Vertiginious]

You know who you are...

Wait, you probably don't. Anyway, it's true.

Source [unknown]

My name is Talky Tina...

I can't wait to start my New Year's Even ritual... sit on couch, with laptop and watch The Twilight Zone marathon on the SyFy channel. Yup, I know how to get jiggy with it, Camille's always the life of the party (sniff sniff).

Source [it's not safe here]

don't we all...

Sigh.

Source [I can read]

So do I Mr. President

Image Source [Belle Catastrophe♥♥ ]

Showing up overdressed

Sometimes I fantasize about showing up at various places ridiculously over dressed. Like why not wear a ball gown to work one day, and when people ask why, I'll say, "Because it's Tuesday silly."

And look at that neck on that dress below... I would probably feel very powerful in that one. I'll save it for our yearly company meeting.

Yeah, they may look at me strange at first, but I'm sure fancy dress Tuesday would catch on... mark my word.

Image Source [OMG that dress!]

Which aisle can I find these?

Source [ARE U JEEPIN' AROUND ON ME?]

You can't die yet...

Source [My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning]

Me too B...

Source [crissle]

The Dogbrella

God help me if I actually see someone using this walking down a public street.

Source [Vertiginious]

You don't have a soul...

"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis

I never thought of it that way, but his logic sounds good to me.

Source [I can read]

1950s Glasses Fashions

"Today woman can wear glasses proudly thanks to the color and subtly of modern design."



Some of those glasses are horrible. Just saying...

Emotions are dumb and should be hated

Another reason I've always wanted to be a Vulcan.

Image Source [In Orbit]

I don't stop eating when I'm full

This weekend I hated myself. But I blame my three trips to Burger King (yes, I said three)... I mean, have you had their new fries? They are pretty awesome.

Source [Mike Mitchell's Tumblr of Amazing Things]

I ask myself that all the time

Source [Comically Vintage]

Superjerk

Source [Comically Vintage]

Judy Garland

Source [We Had Faces Then]

You are Rob Base!

Image Source [Taps Mic]